Astrid & Her Amazing “Piggy Bank”–Adventure
Generous Astrid wants to go on a world-tour with the majority of stops taking place on the Southern Hemisphere.
Everywhere she goes, she tries to collect phrases which might be useful on her journey and so when she yesterday was in a Japanese restaurant she seized her opportunity and asked one of the waiters when she left what goodbye would be in Japanese. The waiter then argued, he did not know since he was Chinese. Astrid fears she is now no longer brave enough to pose this question to strangers unless they have their nationality written on their chest.
On Astrid’s refrigerator, Astrid finds awkward English phrases and is not sure how, when, and why to use these during her travels:
· Go date pretty easy people
· Sleep another night in this bed; girl you are spilling alcohol from your head
· Pour me a melon
· Use him only in the kitchen
· Wienie fart festoon
· I watch repulsively obnoxious wild monkey-sex
· She ate his love cheese
· Punch the sloppy party-guest
However, she wilfully takes on the challenge. Due to the cost of using wireless Internet-connections, Astrid will now sign off here, but don’t forget to purchase your tickets for Astrid’s World Tour in advance. Be quick; before they are gone!!!